Well finally I found another toaster,... actually a real toaster. Most people don't realize it but they stopped making real toasters back in the mid fifties or so. Accountants back then had figured out using numbers that toasters were just lasting too long. So they came up with a plan to slowly start making toasters cheaper and cheaper until eventually they would barely last a year. This was a great plan for selling more toasters and has become the mainstay of modern society. The best pa...


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