Berkley Compressor in Red Deer

January 29, 2011



     Hey if you are ever in Red Deer Alberta watch out for these guys at Berkley Compressor. Man they are a weird bunch! Believe me I know. I phoned them up one day looking for some compressor parts for my old 1948 Brunner. I told them that I was a starving artist, low cash, ambition and motivation. I was also too cheap to buy a new compressor and thus wanted to save my old one. I made it pretty obvious that I was not going to be their next big spending customer. Well Richard, one of the gang there starts yapping away about how he was going to dig around for the parts and let me know right away. He told me to call him the next day. 

     Well even though I was very suspicious I did phone. Sure enough he had all the parts I needed!!! Then to make matters even worse he offered me a bargain deal on the price. Well at that point I was getting really weirded out. The guy was acting like it was 1950 or something and that you treated ALL customers with respect as if they were valuable and that you main goal was to be of service no matter what!! I tell you it was like going to the gas station and having an attendant fill your car, wash your windows and check your oil??

     At one point I wanted to Remind Richard that I was barely going to pay for these parts let alone ever come back to their place again! After all I rarely if ever need the type of service and parts they sell. So why the hell was he giving such great service?? Well your guess is as good as mine but I did have a few theories. The first is that Red Deer might be a little behind the times and just not know that good service stopped with most companies years ago. In fact it is partly to blame for the demise of the economy.

     Another theory I have is that they must not have accountants riding around on their backs all day. After all most accountants are deadly to good service and satisfied customers. Mostly because they forget... or never knew that customers are real people not just numbers. It's pretty obvious the owner of this place understands what customers really are. After all any sharp run business usually does and they also know that the real money made in any business comes via the front line people who deal directly with the customer. Sales people are the only thing that stand between you and your businesses cash flow. Outstanding sales come from outstanding sales people.  

     Often though business owners think that the accountants are the ones to look after. In fact part of the reason for that is accountants, a long time ago, made a deal with the devil if he would come up with a quote to help them in their mission. Sure enough he did in order to keep his end of the bargain. (as if they really needed it as their inventory management software was more than customer killer enough.) His quote was "its not what you make... but what you keep"  Sure it sounds good at first but what would you prefer? Keeping a 100% of a thousand dollars or only $50% of a million A good accountant will get you close to the first option…. A good salesman will get you close to the second… you pick. 

     Anyway the problem with this type of service is that it gets addictive fast. Next thing you know you start longing for it. Especially at those times you are standing in the isles of Hopeless depot or Cambodia Tire begging to make eye contact with at least one of the service people darting around corners trying to avoid you. After a couple of trips there you will be wanting to order some reed valves from Berkley Compressor yourself… whether you need them or not,... just so you can get a taste of good service. You will feel like you are young again!!!




A quick side note here to any big spenders out there looking for great places to deal with. Walk into the place, whatever it is, and tell them the return spring on you Volkswagen's carburetor rusted off. Keep your big spending plans totally quiet. Then watch the service they give you. That will tell you the service you are going to get the second your big spending is over or slows down little. Any place will try and impress the hell out of you with free cigars and friendly smiles if you walk in like a big spender. Though when your spending slows don't be surprised to find so does your service. It is pretty obvious with places like Berkley Compressor though the service you get will always be great!

 

New Years Goals and Resolutions, Tips, Tricks and the Power of Procrastination

January 7, 2011

Ever notice that once you cut a piece of cake there are two sides that don't have icing on it?
Keeping extra icing on hand solves this sad situation. 

   Yes it is that ugly time of year again when everyone has to come up with some resolutions. I love it since I always seem come up with some good ones. This year my main one is to eat more cake for breakfast. I already do most times but might want to amp it up a little. My other main one is to get back on my candy bar and coffee diet. I lov...


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Listen up Guys.... The worlds BEST peanut butter cookies!!!!

January 7, 2011



Seriously if you are a fan of peanut butter cookies then I highly recommend you click on the link below:

http://homecooking.about.com/od/dessertrecipes/r/blcookie92.htm


     These peanut butter and jam cookies are pretty well the best you will ever eat. These cookies are so bloody good that if you are a guy and never made cookies in your life you better learn fast! I am serious I would wear a dress if I had to in order to make these. They are the ultimate in peanut butter and jam. I docto...


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Money Tips from the Mothership...

November 18, 2010



     Have you ever really thought about the advantages of debit cards over cash? Not me… at least that much up until a year or so ago. That was until an un-announced visit from the mothership gang. They always drop in on me like that without warning. Anyway they brought up a few interesting points that kind of got me thinking. 

     One of the first points they made was that debit cards are expensive to use. After all Banks have all sorts of charges related to using them that they ding ...


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Why TV Sucks...

November 7, 2010




     If you think about it tv really does suck. Why?, because it is so far behind the times it is unreal. It seems to me that not one station notices that people don't want to screw around waiting any more. These days it is instant gratification or nothing, youtube is proof! I can go there click on the latest disaster video posted, drag it to the gory part and watch with pleasure!!! My choice where and when I want to watch.

     Another absolutely irritating thing that TV does is use che...


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Why Aint you Rich...

November 2, 2010




    

     Think about it… almost every moveable thing you buy other than gold, silver, art, art and antiques will be in the landfill well before you die. It will also depreciate to almost nothing within the first few days or years of purchase. What little worth your big screen TV has, the day after you buy it, is quickly diminished by the new "bigger and thinner" screen tv the moment it comes out. Consumables are not only expensive but become worthless junk in such a short time. Have y...


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The Iron Curtain...

October 26, 2010



     You know I don't know about you but I miss the old Russia. They really had some cool stuff going on over there before they fell apart. In fact everyone knows that most of the new age, ufo and psychic research was being done over there…”behind the iron Curtain” That's where all the cutting edge progress was being made. It gave us new agers hope that change was happening even if we could not see it here in North America.

     The nice thing about it was no one could dis-prove it eith...


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The War of Art by Steven Pressfield...

September 9, 2010




THE WAR OF ART… NOT THE ART OF WAR…

     Hey if you are an artist out there or any kind of creative type and well versed at "volin" playing, admittedly or not, you may want to check out the "War of Art" by Steven Pressfield. The book is a light easy read with lots of white space.

     The mothership told me I really needed to read it. Course they are always barking at me to read this or do that or go here or there. I sometimes get a little sick of their smart aleck attitude just becau...


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Does the Couch Go With the Art???

August 29, 2010



     A few days ago I was just hanging out with my imaginary friend laughing about this lady who just bought one of my girlfriends paintings. The lady had not even picked out her couch yet and was buying a painting!! How dumb was that we laughed. Well just as we were getting our composure back along comes one of the biggy-wiggy art dealers from the Mothership. Those guys sometimes think they are so smart just because they can travel dimensionally.

     Anyway he starts going on about how ...


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A Case of Pencils....

August 21, 2010



     If you have never been to Midland Liquidators on Kingsway here in Vancouver you may want to check them out. They are a not bad place for cheap prices on cheap crap. Plus every so often they have cheap prices on some good stuff. Usually surplus stuff they pick up. In fact I buy all my t-shirts there. Best deal in town at $3.99 each. (those are in the cheap crap pile) I buy stacks of them as that is all I wear.  

     Anyway a few years ago at their old location I was snooping around and ...


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